It is annoying enough to deal with the daily commute every day, but it makes it even more difficult to put up with awful drivers when they display their sound bite mental capacity on their bumpers, unintentionally giving insight into why many of these drivers are not intelligent enough to be operating a heavy piece of machinery in the first place.

To cope with the challenge of sharing the road with these people and their shallow bumper sticker jingoistic philosophy, it is fun to come up with alternative bumper stickers to the mindless vehicular clichés. Here are a few bumper stickers that would be cool to see:

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Keep the Más in Christmas


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I’m Dating Your Daughter and Spending All the Money You’re Sending to Texas A&M


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So Leave Me Alone, I Don’t Want To!
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My Academically Average Son, Beats Up Your Honor Roll Student for His Lunch Money at Gaylord Elementary

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-Bobman

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